blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

(via kaicaine)

thesixillusions:

Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag + scenery shots∟ Havana (1/5)

outofcontextdnd:

DM: ok roll to hide/move silently from the boars

lvl 1 party factotum: 37

*everybody stares*

DM: she is so sneaky that when her mother gave birth to her she thought she had just had gas, no one in the whole village knew she was there for weeks. In fact, who are we even talking about?

(via spoopy-scrolls)

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.
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